After reading this article, some
ladies will say only stingy guys do this but the truth is that in a country
like this, if you don’t have money at least you should be smart because the
standard of living is increasing everyday and the minimum wage remains the
same.
However, many guys can’t even boast
of two square meal in a day let alone afford other basic needs.
As a result of this, guys employ
various excuses to prevent ladies from asking money which shall be discussed
below
1. They claim broke status
I used to do this as an economist.
In economics, there’s something we call Scale of Preference, which is
applicable to all situation. So when a lady seeks for financial help from me
knowing that my well being remains my top priority, I will simply tell her I am
broke.
2. They form busy schedule
This format will perfectly suit
someone like lalasticlala who spends up to 18 hours online. When a lady asks
money from him, he will always complain of being busy and that he can’t go to
the bank.
3. They explain their financial
burden to ladies
Immediately a lady demands money
from some guys, this is when they will start complaining about their school
fees, departmental fees, house rents, etc. This of course will ring a bell to
her that shishi, you no go see for my hand cheesy
4. Falsification of robbery attack
This is a hilarious and blunt way
smart guys adopt to dismiss a lady seeking for financial assistance by claiming
they were robbed perhaps when returning from work or in his house at midnight.
5. They dress like a struggled
person
Since they know that ladies are
fascinated by what they see, smart guys atimes go on tattered outfit just to
discourage ladies from seeking financial assistance.
6. They claim network failure
Often times I have experience this
situation from smart guys who use this as an excuse to discourage ladies
abruptly. Immediately a lady request for money on the phone, it is when they
start accusing MTN of poor network coverage and may eventually switch off their
phone or swap the sim card to another line.
7. They clarify their location to be
at a remote or troubled region
A friend told me of how he
friendzoned and relegated a lady pestering him for financial help by claiming
he was at the northern part of Nigeria where terrorist attack is prevalent. He
said since then the lady has not called him.
8. They become gold digger
As funny as it sounds, some guys
will even gold-dig girl. They always complain of no money in their pocket to
the extent that the lady that need financial assistance from them will be the
one giving them money.
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